my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
Think about how fast he snitched tho
can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight
i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
i want this on a t shirt
HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE
omg im in the worst mood and this cheered me up sooo much
Morimusu new’s CM !!